If i catch Geico insurance will they really make available me free pie and chips?

Cause if they don't then im gonna sue them for false advertisement in good health, not really I just won't switch to GEICO.
Answers:
yes
and they'll watch your kids
Only if you invite the gecko over for dinner.
No dude
probably not, but they might agree to you take the cartoon geco for a amble lol
No, and they don't say they will....it's just an example..not a promise


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