Would you buy halloween insurance?

Like, would you pay people surrounded by advance to clean your house/yard if you're house get egged or teepeed?
Answers:
The premium would have to be really low. Not much of an expense involved.
Sounds resembling extortion to me.
No, that's what TEENAGERS are for.
sure lol
sure give me $5,000 and i'll sign you up at the acme insurance company.


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