Atheists, do you buy insurance?
Jesus can get you some fire insurance? Would you like for Him to contact you? I hear he is giving away very good fire insurance. You dont even hold to pay a premium. It is totally free! You may need it someday so assume real hard. After the fire it may be too belated.
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As if believing in Christianity wasn't bad satisfactory, you had to go and sort a joke like this. It's appalling to think of believing in Jesus as Hell insurance.
"Atheists, do you buy insurance?"
I have insurance on my car; explicitly all.
All the rest is easily replaceable.
"Would you similar to for Him to contact you?"
I'd love him to BUT zombies don't exist.
"You may need it someday so think concrete hard."
Kid, unlike you I can NOT convince my self to believe something that's completely ridiculous.
YOU may fall for superstitious jargon but that does NOT mean everyone in gullible.
I am not a dependent, whiny little coward who needs to hold teh imaginary foot of a geographically specific-dependent invisible space chappie.
I like life crude, sans condiments, sans accoutrements.
~
No thanks, I receive my insurance from AllState because, unlike some magical bearded man, I know I'm in accurate hands...
Wait, that's car insurance... Source(s): Atheist
Totally free?
Wait, it would cost me my sense of logic and my right mind and I value those things more than anything at this time of my life.
When I go and get to be about 80 or so, and have no clue who I am, you might know how to sell that one to me.
Yeah. Another one that make Christians look impossible.
What about Muhammad's fire insurance and Osiris' fire insurance?
Millions of ancestors had Osiris' fire insurance well beforehand Christianity was ever thought up.
We can't leave the other superstitions out immediately can we...
what home insurance i have it but allstate did not mention anything similar to you did here is your god worship me or suffer damn whatever happen to freewill explanation your god sounds more like a tyrant.
if i have to pretend to worship some being whose father is the point i need the "insurance" in the first place, i don't ring up that smart, i can that submitting to bullying.
"Worship me or I'll torture you for adjectives eternity". Nice one. Glad your loving, caring god isn't real.
Jesus' fire insurance is lone good for fires his father causes, though. Source(s): Forget roughly speaking all those other religions with catastrophic afterlife scenarios.
Does it wages out double for arson, since it was God who set the fire?
Yes, I would love for Jesus to contact me.
Well, where on earth is he?
O...right Source(s): WWHMJD? HE WOULD ROCK!
Thou shalt turn thy music UP!
as a theist
I find this way of thinking ... impressively very sick
I hope you dont think you can win converts this opening
Ah yes, threats of a non-existent hell.
Tell me, are you 6 years outdated? That kind of nonsense doesn't tend to work on adults who are competent to think for themselves you know...
Why should I fear fire within the afterlife? You feel pain due to the nerves contained by your body. Your soul does not contain your flesh does it? And sorry, but I choose to follow the road of acceptance rather than hate people because they are different.
Wow, I have no idea Madonna's boyfriend was within the insurance business! A hot Argentinean model AND an intelligent man, what a package!
Do you have car insurance? Why don't you only just pray that you'll never get in a coincidence, and that if you get pulled over, the officer will just consent to you go? Sounds like Jesus is not win surrounded by the insurance department.... Source(s): LDS
Interesting appproach. It did get IJR to read your post. You may own a future in media hype, like Darrin Stephens.
This is one of primary reasons no thinking personality accepts your religion. It's a pathetic god indeed that have to resort to threats in order to control his following.
Pascal's Actuary! (close enough) *drink* thanks!
why would i get insurance from jebus when his supposedly the one that's going to set me fiery
THis entire "question" stinks of desperation.
Sad, so sad.
So if my building burns down I just have to shift into the bank and say to the clerk, "jesus" and he'll contribute me the money to replace my stuff?
If I need fire insurance, I'll buy the REAL thing.
crazy superstitious nonsense
Pascal's Insurance Agency?
*drink*
Yep....but only from real companies.
I like your question. Funny, but serious at duplicate time.
?
Sooo.... worship your god or suffer eternal fire?
Sounds a bit resembling... give me your money or I'll break your legs.... only yours is a completely deserted threat.
*drink*
I dont know what you mean. Im atheist and it is so much better because you dont have to permit a mystical being called god kind your choices. Besides how is jesus supposed to give you fire insurence. Hes a dead guy. Dead guys dont do anything.
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As if believing in Christianity wasn't bad satisfactory, you had to go and sort a joke like this. It's appalling to think of believing in Jesus as Hell insurance.
"Atheists, do you buy insurance?"
I have insurance on my car; explicitly all.
All the rest is easily replaceable.
"Would you similar to for Him to contact you?"
I'd love him to BUT zombies don't exist.
"You may need it someday so think concrete hard."
Kid, unlike you I can NOT convince my self to believe something that's completely ridiculous.
YOU may fall for superstitious jargon but that does NOT mean everyone in gullible.
I am not a dependent, whiny little coward who needs to hold teh imaginary foot of a geographically specific-dependent invisible space chappie.
I like life crude, sans condiments, sans accoutrements.
~
No thanks, I receive my insurance from AllState because, unlike some magical bearded man, I know I'm in accurate hands...
Wait, that's car insurance... Source(s): Atheist
Totally free?
Wait, it would cost me my sense of logic and my right mind and I value those things more than anything at this time of my life.
When I go and get to be about 80 or so, and have no clue who I am, you might know how to sell that one to me.
Yeah. Another one that make Christians look impossible.
What about Muhammad's fire insurance and Osiris' fire insurance?
Millions of ancestors had Osiris' fire insurance well beforehand Christianity was ever thought up.
We can't leave the other superstitions out immediately can we...
what home insurance i have it but allstate did not mention anything similar to you did here is your god worship me or suffer damn whatever happen to freewill explanation your god sounds more like a tyrant.
if i have to pretend to worship some being whose father is the point i need the "insurance" in the first place, i don't ring up that smart, i can that submitting to bullying.
"Worship me or I'll torture you for adjectives eternity". Nice one. Glad your loving, caring god isn't real.
Jesus' fire insurance is lone good for fires his father causes, though. Source(s): Forget roughly speaking all those other religions with catastrophic afterlife scenarios.
Does it wages out double for arson, since it was God who set the fire?
Yes, I would love for Jesus to contact me.
Well, where on earth is he?
O...right Source(s): WWHMJD? HE WOULD ROCK!
Thou shalt turn thy music UP!
as a theist
I find this way of thinking ... impressively very sick
I hope you dont think you can win converts this opening
Ah yes, threats of a non-existent hell.
Tell me, are you 6 years outdated? That kind of nonsense doesn't tend to work on adults who are competent to think for themselves you know...
Why should I fear fire within the afterlife? You feel pain due to the nerves contained by your body. Your soul does not contain your flesh does it? And sorry, but I choose to follow the road of acceptance rather than hate people because they are different.
Wow, I have no idea Madonna's boyfriend was within the insurance business! A hot Argentinean model AND an intelligent man, what a package!
Do you have car insurance? Why don't you only just pray that you'll never get in a coincidence, and that if you get pulled over, the officer will just consent to you go? Sounds like Jesus is not win surrounded by the insurance department.... Source(s): LDS
Interesting appproach. It did get IJR to read your post. You may own a future in media hype, like Darrin Stephens.
This is one of primary reasons no thinking personality accepts your religion. It's a pathetic god indeed that have to resort to threats in order to control his following.
Pascal's Actuary! (close enough) *drink* thanks!
why would i get insurance from jebus when his supposedly the one that's going to set me fiery
THis entire "question" stinks of desperation.
Sad, so sad.
So if my building burns down I just have to shift into the bank and say to the clerk, "jesus" and he'll contribute me the money to replace my stuff?
If I need fire insurance, I'll buy the REAL thing.
crazy superstitious nonsense
Pascal's Insurance Agency?
*drink*
Yep....but only from real companies.
I like your question. Funny, but serious at duplicate time.
?
Sooo.... worship your god or suffer eternal fire?
Sounds a bit resembling... give me your money or I'll break your legs.... only yours is a completely deserted threat.
*drink*
I dont know what you mean. Im atheist and it is so much better because you dont have to permit a mystical being called god kind your choices. Besides how is jesus supposed to give you fire insurence. Hes a dead guy. Dead guys dont do anything.
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